Roleplay with Kal, Bele, and the Metatron

Note: Kal and Bele are two of Harukami's original characters. Kal's a fallen angel, Bele's a demon. Hence the different interactions with the Metatron. This is less a 'working through stories' then a bit of random roleplay I thought I'd throw up.


Hoyden: I'm on the best drugs there are - anime.

Harukami: Mmmm... anidrugs...

Harukami: dude. ^^ Are you gonna do that Metatron painting Fic? Or is that one still a little too weirdly.

Hoyden: I'm going to do him. He's going to have weird eyes.

Hoyden: Well, that sounded ecchi.

Harukami: Heheh. You're gonna 'do' him.

Harukami: Great minds...

Hoyden: All my crushes are two-dimensional characters.

Harukami: ...you have a crush on the Metatron?

Hoyden: Of course I do.

Harukami: ... a crush?

Hoyden: No, but how to explain...

Harukami: you wanna snuggle him and pat his hair and make everything all right?

Hoyden: Yeah.

Harukami: That's more motherly than crushy...ne?

Harukami: *randomly snuggles Kal, who's passing on his way to the bar fridge* *gets distracted* WOO!

Hoyden: My parents have a scanner. And the new computer has a cd burner and a dvd drive...*drools*

Harukami: *melts*
Kal: Um... you're melting on me...

Harukami: Have you noticed a surprising similarity between Kal's snugglibilty and Met's snuggleability?

Hoyden: *blinks* Actually, no, I didn't notice it before just now.

Hoyden: Metatron has cool 80's clothes. *snuggles him happily*

Harukami: *snuggles Kal experimentally, then turns and snuggles Met* They're different, but both snugglable in the same way. Wanna see?

Hoyden: *cautiously snuggles Kal*

Harukami: Awww...
Kal: *smiles without seeming to help himself and reaches out a hand, softly patting Hoyden's hair*

Hoyden: *sighs happily* Niiiiice. I think you have a point. *wraps her arms a litle more firmly around Kal*

Harukami: MMm! I often snuggle with Kal at night. And Bele. But Bele complains more if I toss and turn.
Kal: *slightly embarrassed chuckle* Um... I don't know if we've ever been introduced before...
(meanwhile, in the background, Bele simmers.)

Hoyden: C'mon, we can have one big snuggling pile.

Hoyden: *detaches and wanders over to Metatron*

Harukami: Should I get worried about now.
Kal: *looking a bit lost* Um...

Hoyden: Your pardon. I'm Hoyden and this is the Voice of the Most Holy.

Hoyden: Otherwise known as the Metatron. *turns to Metatron* Isn't it cool that our names both start with "the"?

Harukami: *shoves Bele out of the shadows*
Kal: Oh, a pleasure. *smiles at Hoyden, and bows very low before Met* I'm SORRY...
Bele: *muttermutter*
Kal: Um... this is my boyfriend...

Metatron: *nods happily* How do you do?

Harukami: *looks between them*
Kal: You aren't... mad... or anything, right?
Bele: He'd BETTER not be. *grudgingly* I'm Belean, Duke of Hell, Lord of the Frozen Wastes.
Kal: *mutter* Showoff...

Metatron: Wonderful to meet you. And to answer your question, I'm on a bit of a holiday with Hoyden and she would take it badly if I started in on official business.

Hoyden: *smiles brightly* Very badly. We can all be friendly, right?

Harukami: *nods happily.*
Kal: *relieved* Oh good. I mean, holidays are good, I mean...
Bele: *draws Kal in closely* So it's all right.
Kal: I'm Kal... I mean, Kaliel... I mean Kal...

Hoyden: *to Bele* My apologies for offending you. Haru was trying to prove a point, and...

Metatron: So they had to glomp us both.

Harukami: I was, you know.
Bele: I wasn't... offended.
Kal: You were jealous.
Bele: *blushing suddenly* I WASN'T JEALOUS EITHER! *pouts*

Hoyden: *looks at Metatron and they both giggle*

Harukami: *snickers herself*
Bele: Oh just... just shut up!
Kal: *blushes and looks down.*

Hoyden: *Hoyden and Metatron clamp a hand over each other's mouth and compose themselves*

Harukami: I wanna draw that.
Kal: Um. Sorry to seem so disorderly, your Lordship.
Bele: Kal... we ARE disorderly.

Hoyden: He's just as bad. And you should hear him on his cell phone.

Harukami: *remembers the picture and snickers*
Kal: Cell phone? *looks nervous*
Bele: ...well, I suppose the Voice could have a cell phone. Makes sense, in a demented way...

Metatron: Hey! Am I not the one who can talk to two different people at once AND paint your nails cherry red without a smudge, all at the same time?

Harukami: *falls to worship*

Metatron: *looks smug*

Harukami:
Bele: *leans over and whispers to Kal* So... one of your ex-master's greatest servants is a ditz?
Kal: Shh.

Hoyden: *glares* He's not a ditz, he just...has a lot on his mind.

Metatron: ...did you want purple glitter this time?

Hoyden: You're not helping me defend your character, here.

Harukami: *laughs very, very quietly*
Bele: *mutters something that sounds suspiciously like "very little on his mind..."

Hoyden: *pouts, then sighs* Yes, purple glitter is good.

Metatron: *expertly paints her nails*

Harukami: *composes herself* I think purple glitter would look lovely on her.
*while they're distracted...*
Kal: *wonks Bele on the head with his mallet*

Hoyden: *giggles at the image*

Harukami: *randomly huggles the Metatron* KAWAII NO DATENSHI!
Bele: *looks at Kal with fierce eyes... then engages him in liplock*

Hoyden: *nods* Metatron is definitely good for snuggling. *proceeds to snuggle with Metatron and Haru*

Harukami: *snuggle!*
(...and a good time was had by all!)

Metatron: *wisely turns them around to give Kal and Bele some privacy*
*in the background*
Kal: *breathless* Bele... not here... not in front of the Voice of God... ohhh...

Hoyden: *tries not to stare* Yummy.

Metatron: *covers Hoyden's eyes*

Hoyden: *fusses as he picks her up*
Metatron: Well, good evening, all.

Harukami: Okay, you asked for it...
Bele's hands are roving over Kal's skin. The fallen angel's shirt has been hiked up so that the expanse of slender but strong stomach can be seen... up to pale, almost invisible nipples. One of Bele's hands is supporting Kal at his lower back, the other is vanishing lower... Kal's eyes are closed.

Harukami: And good night. ^^

Metatron: Good God, you spoil her.

Harukami: Or tease her. One or the other. *shrugs*
Kal: Ahhh... you... this isn't a... good... ide...aaa...

Metatron: *smiles brightly* I enjoy teasing. Sleep well, we love you.

Harukami: We all love you too. ^^ Night night...

Hoyden: Bye!

Harukami: bye! *blows kiss and leaves the bishounen to fall to the end of the IM message*